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Here's a joke.
Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:41 PM

A teacher was having a lesson with her students.
The teacher asked her class, "There are 5 birds on a tree, if a farmer shoots at one of the birds, how many birds are left?"

A student raised his hand and answered, "Zero birds, because the sound of the gunshot would have scared them all away."

The teacher replied, "I was looking for 4 birds, but i like your thinking."

The student then asked the teacher if he could ask her a question.
The teacher replied, " Thats not normally the case, but fire away."

The student said," There are 3 ladies sitting on a bench. One of them is eating a piece of cake, another is licking an ice cream, and the last one is putting a lollipop in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

The teacher blushing, said "Erm.. I suppose its the last one..."

The student then said " I was looking for the one with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking."

(horny teacher)

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